read me the receipt

read me the receipt lyrics

Intro

Yeah
Mm-hm
Step up, hon
One, two

Verse 1

Dez in the lot, and I read through the chrome
You rented that dream just to pose like it’s home
Valet got receipts, got fees in a stack
Drop-off, hold-over, mileage, that tax
You frontin’ for the feed with the tags still tagged
I’m laughin’ at the lease while you gripin’ on brag
Paint all polished, but the truth got dents
Key fob borrowed, whole fit in suspense
I aim at your chest with the joke, then me
‘Cause I done fake-flew once, no sanctuary
Told my own mirror, “Man, you really went hard”
Bought a paper crown and a parking-lot card
So I’m not just roastin’, I’m roastin’ my past
Both of us rented, but mine didn’t last

Chorus

Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Ka-ching on the beat, then—Read me the receipt!
Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Hold that last word—Read me the receipt!

Verse 2

At the valet stand, you act all elite
But your whole little flex got an itemized leak
Cleaning fee here, and a damage fee there
Plus “miscellaneous shine” for the sauce in your hair
You talk like a boss, but the boss ain’t you
You lease on lease on lease, that’s a risky loop
I seen you rehearse like a man with a cue card
Smile too wide, but the lie got a bruise mark
Me? I used to fake with a grin and a grin
Rent the right look, then I’d pray it’d begin
So when I clown you, I clown my own twin
Same bad decision in a louder skin
Still, I’m cleaner today, I’m sharper, I’m free
You a costume with keys, I’m a joke with receipts

Chorus

Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Ka-ching on the beat, then—Read me the receipt!
Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Hold that last word—Read me the receipt!

Bridge

Order in the court.
That’s the gavel, baby.
You can’t lease honesty.

Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Ka-ching on the beat, then—Read me the receipt!
Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Read me the receipt! (Read it!)
Hold that last word—Read me the receipt!

Outro

Returned
No miles
No lies
Gone

Lyrics © Boulevard. Written for Dez Petty, an AI artist.